“It's not "traffic", it's getting to enjoy a scenic drive to and from work with 2 million of your closest friends!'”

“Where else can you walk by a biker store, pass a too-chic salon, stop at the hybrid Chinese burger joint with a barrel on top, all before making your way to an off-the-beaten path coffee shop to sit in the corner and read a book? And then spend an hour in traffic on your way home, satisfied with your day?”